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Next up.. a plague of locusts

So the move to CA hasn’t exactly been what one could term ‘smooth’. Not unless smooth comes with pointy sharp bits, lots of water, electrical shockage and way too much time spent at Walgreens. On the...

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California – 3 months in

My move to this weird and wackadoo state has been nothing if not eye-opening. I thought after 18+ years in the US, living in multiple states, I was accustomed to the ways and means of the American and...

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Small Talk

I spent my first 26 years in the UK, so I always thought I was pretty good at meeting new people. Easy entry points included the weather (past, present and future), the journey to the event (roads,...

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How not to get a tattoo

Follow these simple rules and avoid scarring your body with some unintelligible, stupid or downright embarrassing ink forever!!!! Do not awake from a dream with an idea that having this THING inked on...

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Ch-ch-ch-changes

Time goes by pretty fast if you don’t take the time to look around. (Time also goes by pretty fast after 40.. how is it almost July??? And where are my glasses). Grey hair, sore knees, sad eyes and...

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Drowning not waving

I’m terrified of deep water. If I can’t stand up in it then I’m a) clinging to the nearest stationary and solid object b) peeing in terror and c) screaming. I’d like to think that it’s this which made...

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I Am Rooted

Its back to school time and for many of us, that means a mini ‘new term’. Whether its new challenges, future plans or simply a fabulous pair of new boots, September signals the end of the summer fug...

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My news vacation

I recently went on vacation. My first real ‘away from home, the dog and my laptop, sleeping in a hotel, eating out every day’ vacation in 4 years. To build on the relief of having no schedule, no must...

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Guilty Pleasures? No Guilt Here

Recently a guy friend of mine asked me about my guilty pleasures. I’m not sure if he was fishing for grubby details, but after giving it a few minutes the only thought I came up with was.. well...

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No Sex in the City

Like many chicks my age, I powered through my 20s inspired by that New York fantasy of cosmos, heels and relationships, Sex In the City. I never went so far as to call myself ‘a Miranda’ or quote lines...

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